Archive for November, 2009

Sheffield Limit Club Revival Night At The Casbah

Sunday, November 29th, 2009
The Limit Clubs Welcoming Front Door!!

The Limit Clubs Welcoming Front Door!!

When I was seventeen years old I walked into the Limit for the first time .The place was a dingy,stinky and, famously,sticky carpeted hellhole.But it was my dingy hellhole and for the next few years I was to be found in there a minimum of three nights per week.

I would often go down after rehearsing with The Mirror Cracked (the band I was playing with at the time) and if noone else was bothered about going I would go on my own…there was always someone to hang out with,the music was great  and this (the early 80′s) was my time to hang out till dawn and live the life!

There is now a book by Neil Anderson about Sheffields Limit club called “Take It To The Limit” .It tries to explain why this small nightclub in Sheffield which closed twenty years ago was as important to its patrons as the more celebrated  Hacienda in Manchester or CBGBs in New York.

Its true that some great bands played on its stage .National touring acts like U2,The Police,Robert Plant etc etc and local bands like Pulp,Tsi Tsa,Clock DVA,Mrs Beech and The Heretics,The Negatives,The Human League (bizarely in a double bill with Sheffield Metallers Def Leopard) and,I am not laying any claim to greatness here,The Mirror Cracked but more than this it was a social melting pot for anyone in Sheffield who wanted more than the townie experience that the rest of the City Centre offered.For a short period in the early 80s it was your only option if you were of an “alternative” frame of mind.

I guess this is why last nights Limit reunion party at The Casbah Club brought out over five hundred Sheffielders all aged over forty and all ready to party like its 1979.

Nostalgia,they say,is not what it used to be but last night was great.  Downstairs at The Casbah was darker than The Limit I remember (maybe my eyesights not all it used to be.)The music played by original DJ Paul Umwin (and Paul you looked good….I mean seriously you looked better than you looked in 1982) was even better than it was back in the day.It was worth the entrance fee just to be amongst five hundred people who would cheer the start of a Joy Division tune and clap when The Slits ,frankly weird ,version of Heard It Through The Grapevine was played.

Standing by the dancefloor as Springsteens Badlands and the Violent Femmes were played we felt we were on the edge of the action.There was Mirror Cracked Bass player and Take It To The Limit chief anecodotist Phil Staniland,Mirror Cracked guitar player Pete Hiley(who now plays with popular Sheffield band Boy On A Dolphin) and myself.Once The Specials Too Much,Too Young and Talking Heads Road To Nowhere were pumping out we were no longer on the edge of the dancefloor.The whole room was the dance floor!

With The Sex Pistols,Public Image,Magazine,Blancmange,Wire,The Skids,The Human League and Cabaret Voltaire amongst the playlist it was like reliving the alternative eighties.I can honestly say its been a long time since I have been amongst five hundred people who cant help but let out a whoop of glee when David Bowies Queen Bitch starts.

There was some strange eighties dancing (particularly on the top floor) but over all I think we  were all doing ok.

Many had stayed true to their 80s alternative look….if you were a 50s influenced rockabilly in 1982 then you were still rocking a 50s influenced rockabilly look in 2009 and why not?

We had all aged.Some better than others (step forward to the fountain of youth Mr Pete Eason of The Negatives/ Yah Boo and Mr Pete Hiley of The Mirror Cracked …please share with us your moisterising secrets.)

Some of us had gone on to on to worldwide fame and acclaim(various members of The Human League,ABC,Pulp.)Others had flirted briefly with it (The Bailey Brothers/Artery,the scores of other local bands present.)

One thing is for certain.We lived it hard in the early 80s and we lived it all again last night.

Its twenty years since the Limit closed.Nearly thirty since its heyday.

We better not leave it another thirty years or we will all be in old peoples homes….of course its possible that the old folks home of the future will be black walled and strobe lit with a soundtrack of The Clash,The Cabs,The League,Magazine,Joy Division etc etc etc.I’ll be the one propping up the bar with a grin on my face.

Anyone curious to see what the singer of The Mirror Cracked is up to in 2009 check out this video on You Tube of my band Nat King Bing And The Kings Of Schwing playing (in homage to our Sheffield roots) The Arctic Monkeys Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor in a jazz swing style! Enjoy …….Take It To The Limit!We Salute You.  http://www.youtube.com/user/lmmuk#p/a/u/2/nstP2zXUbFg

Hendersons Relish-We Salute You

Thursday, November 26th, 2009
Henderson Relish-Sheffields Gift to The World Of Food

Henderson Relish-Sheffields Gift to The World Of Food

 Last Saturday I was in Endcliffe Park at Hunters Bar in Sheffield. The girls were playing in the great new swing park whilst I was queuing for a cappuccino in the Endcliffe Park café. On the Shelf was a bottle of Henderson’s Relish which for those of you who have never lived in South Yorkshire is widely regarded as the elixir of life by many Sheffielders.

Henderson’s Relish is condiment similar to Worcester sauce but ,good god, it’s so much more than that. In fact if you compared it to Worcester sauce in front of one of its many fans in Sheffield you’d get a look of disgust and pity. Henderson’s Relish has established itself as an essential item in every true Sheffielders cupboard. An accompaniment to meat pies, stews and casseroles but also interwoven into the fabric of life. It’s the one item of food I can remember my Granddads (on both sides) talking enthusiastically about and I can remember on one occasion ,as a kid, catching my Dad drinking his gravy from the plate awash with Henderson’s (something my Mum would never put up with.)

Henderson’s has achieved this because it tastes great and it has never expanded its sales territory beyond the Sheffield border. Drive ten miles down the road to Rotherham and its already becoming scarce. Go so far as Nottingham, 25 miles down the M1, and they’ll not have a clue what you’re talking about when you ask for the Henderson’s to splash on your pie.

For ex pats it’s an essential taste of home. We regularly take a bottle to relatives in Canada and ten years ago I was in Mexico with my wife when we came across a bottle. After travelling for ten hours outside Mexico City high up into the hills, passing dead donkeys and children selling Iguanas, we met an Ex Sheffielder running a Hotel who was never without his Henderson’s. His son was instructed to bring a case of the stuff whenever he arrived from the UK.

Sheffield singer/songwriter Richard Hawley mentions it in interviews (he pours it on fish and chips which is a kind of Uber-Sheffield behaviour.)There was even a Richard Hawley limited edition Hendersons Relish on sale during one of his tours.

 The great Sheffield artist Pete McKee has included Henderson’s in a least one of his fantastic paintings.

  I’m not sure if Jarvis Cocker has mentioned Henderson’s but I’m sure he’s a fan and it can only be a matter of time before The Arctic Monkeys write a song about it (Alex Turners relationship with Alexis Chung doesn’t seem to have moved him from his roots as they were both in the Endcliffe Park café a couple of weeks ago according to Ashley Charlesworth , the proprietor.)

Every year for Xmas I give the staff in LMM’s London office and our reps based out in the field a bottle of Hendersons as part of their Xmas present.(You can call me cheap but some things are worth more than money and those of us in the know need to limit the knowledge of this product as the tiny factory at the end of West Street (just up the road from the Walkabout Inn) in Sheffield looks like it couldn’t cope with any increased production. There is a Sheffield legend that noone has ever been seen leaving or entering the Henderson relish factory and certainly no smell ever seems to escape the building.

LMM supply the entertainment for a party in Sheffield which happens once a year in a marquee around bonfire night. They sometimes have a party band like Freak Out and last year they had our great Jazz band Powder who have played for Gordon Brown and Tony Blaire amongst others. Whatever the band (and however great they are ) the highlight of the party is always when the home made meat and potatoes pie comes out and there sitting on the table are two bottles of Henderson’s Relish-the elixir of life.

For more details of LMMs great funky party rock band Freak Out  Out visit http://www.lmmuk.com/band/Freak+Out%21

For details about the UKs best jazz swing band for weddings,parties,functions and drinks receptions why not visit Powder here http://www.lmmuk.com/band/Powder+Jazz

Hendersons Relish-We Salute You

Henderson Relish Is So Renowned in Its Hometown That There Are Spoof Ads For It!!

Henderson Relish Is So Renowned in Its Hometown That There Are Spoof Ads For It!!

Jamie Afro/Archer Tribute Act!

Monday, November 16th, 2009
Tim Barton performed an affectionate tribute to Jamie Afro at the Walkabout Bar in Covent Garden

Tim Barton performed an affectionate tribute to Jamie Afro at the Walkabout Bar in Covent Garden

LMM would like to send out a message to Jamie Archer who has been consistently fantastic on X Factor every weekend.Those of you who have followed our posts will know that Jamie Afro has worked for LMM for several years at venues such as the Walkabout in Covent Garden.Those of you who saw his performance on Saturday and Sunday on the X Factor will have been shocked to see him lose his place.Jamie put everything into his songs at the weekend and it was very sad to see him get voted off.

At LMM we are aware of what a great live performer Jamie is (you have only seen a fraction of his talent on the X Factor-for instance he is a great guitar player!!) and we are sure he will have a great future as a live performer (and hopefully) a recording artist.When the X Factor tour starts in 2010 its a dead cert that Jamie will be a highlight.

In the meantime LMM like to rally around our acts and at the weekend Tim Barton donned the wig,the scarf and the bullet belt and formed the first Jamie Afro Tribute band!!

Tim Barton performed to a rapturous response at The Covent Garden Walkabout (AKA the home of Jamie Afro live!!) and we have reproduced two shots of Tim in his Jamie gear.

We know Jamie will accept this as an affectionate tribute from a team of agents and musicians who have been very proud of his perfomances on TV every week.

Good luck with the future Jamie-well done mate.LMM salute you!

The UKs first Jamie Afro Tribute act!!

The UKs first Jamie Afro Tribute act!!