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Brussels Bans Use Of Digital Music In Nightclubs

Friday, March 30th, 2012
dj headphones

dj headphones

The European Parliament are to announce a new Bill on Sunday which will in effect ban the use of any digital music in nightclubs, pubs or hotels. This includes the use of CDS, laptops using MP3s or Wav files or any other form of digital music.

The European Directive known as Article 45 or the Guetta Bill (named after famous French DJ David Guetta) was passed ostensibly in order to protect the recording industry but it is feared that it will greatly affect the way that music is currently played by DJs in some European countries.

Many DJs have welcomed the change saying that it offers them the chance to get back to mixing with vinyl like “what we did in the 90s.” Others fear that the Euro nations dancefloors will suffer as some DJs couldn’t mix a pudding.

A recent trial in Germany found dancers unable to move to the scrambled beats offered by the DJ causing the massive Eine Kleine nightclub in Stuttgart to close early as music lovers left the dancefloor in droves when the DJ behind the vinyl decks was unable to beat match and finally turned all the house lights on.

DJs like Guetta, Tiesto,Armin Van Buuren and Paul Van Dyk have come to dominate house music in the last ten years leaving many UK DJs stacking shelves in Tesco and one expert felt that it was a conspiracy amongst a cult of Euro DJs currently dominating house music that first raised the possibility of a Euro wide ban on digital music.

In the UK there have been a number of questions asked in parliament about the impact that the return to vinyl will have on the UKs night time economy with some night club operators  already beginning to outsource their DJs to India and China where there is a strong tradition of mixing on vinyl.

David (call me Dave) Cameron stated, privately, over a really nice dinner at number ten with a wealthy Foreign DJ Agent, that he thought it would be okay for clubs to outsource their DJs as we are all in this together and in this time of austerity its perfectly acceptable to buy in cheap labour especially if they can beat match.

Although the focus has so far been primarily on the impact upon House music DJs the ban will surely also affect party DJs many of whom like to “cross cut” a technique which is considerably more difficult using vinyl. One party bar chain has , allegedly, been trawling the DJ wedding circuit for old school DJs who can lift the needle off the record during Come On Eileen and shout “get Your Hands In The Air” before dropping the needle back down in the same place without incident. Its a technique lost amongst younger DJs but still exciting to watch when  done by a vintage disc jockey.

One unexpected result of the return to vinyl has been a reported increase in the sale of vinyl bags (and not just the ones which poseurs use to pretend they have some records…..real bags that weigh a ton when fully loaded with 12 inch singles.)

The full details of the European Directive will be announced on Sunday April 1 but until then many DJs are holding their breath hoping that this is just a wind up.

 

Do You Want To Be On Surprise Surprise?

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012
surprise surprise

surprise surprise

Does anyone remember Surprise Surprise the massive 80s hit TV show with Cilla Black?

After a decade away, the classic all-time favourite is back. And it’s bigger and bolder than ever
before. Holly Willoughby will be surprising the nation and we want you to be part of it!

The TV show  are currently looking for people who deserve that special treat and this is your chance to make their dream come true.

They  are looking for people right now, so don’t hesitate!

You’re about to change someone’s life forever….  contact

surprisesurprise@itv.com

 

PLEASE BE AWARE THE CLOSING DATE FOR ALL APPLICANTS IS 24TH
JUNE 2012. IF YOU OR YOUR NOMINEE ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD THEN PLEASE INCLUDE
THE NAME AND PHONE NUMBER OF A PARENT OR LEGAL GUARDIAN.  THE APPLICATION
PROCESS IS SUBJECT TO THE PROGRAMME RECRUITMENT TERMS AND CONDITIONS AT WWW.ITV.COM/TERMS

Mcfly at Sheffield City Hall

Saturday, March 10th, 2012

mcfly

Just got back from seeing Mcfly at Sheffield City Hall with the kids and the LMM accounts team.

There are many people reading this (mainly guys) who may well snigger at this statement but I am going to make a good argument for this band.

Whilst I can’t call myself a fan I do enjoy the odd Mcfly gig and the reason for this is because they play catchy powerpop  songs and girls scream at them.

Rock n Roll was always meant to be played against a backdrop of  young girls screaming. The girls screamed at Elvis. They screamed at the Stones and The Beatles.

Most of the bands which adopted the powerpop guitar sound ,the bands who have obviously influenced Mcfly, bands like Jellyfish and The Shoes, never even sold any records nevermind had girl fans.

So when you hear guitar music with an excited audience of female fans going nuts it gives the concert an electrical charge missing from lots of gigs.

As for the gig tonight…..great apart from the evacuation from the Sheffield City Hall after one song. We were let back in twenty minutes later when it turned out to be a false alarm and the concert was brilliant. Mcflys wives/girlfriends all sat in the row in front of us all seemed to think so. Mcfly might just be the ultimate party band .

The Brits

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012
Brits -Pop Music Its What We Do Best

Brits -Pop Music Its What We Do Best

So at long last its the day of the Brits!

I write this because in our house the night of Brits is the most important televisual event of the year. The kids (9 and 11) have watched the show since they were toddlers and look forward to it for several months ,right from the announcement of the nominees. For some weeks now we have been fed gossip  gleaned from twitter about who will perform  and what so and so will be wearing.

I will also be glued to the screen watching a programme which celebrates something that the UK is actually very good at. One of our major exports is pop music and  Adele is just the most recent example of our ability to compete at a world class level. Compare that to the Olympics where, despite having had billions of pounds of tax payers money thrown at the event, we are unlikly to come away with much in the way of trophies and little more than a tenuous promise of a few extra tourist dollars.

The Brits is the pinnacle of achievement which many of our party bands and DJs dream of as they pursue original music careers and right from the local pub band through to a number one selling act like Adele we should be very proud of our ability to produce top quality musicians and songwriters able to compete (and win) on the world stage.

Brits- We Salute You!!!

Top Ten Pre And Post Gig Rituals!!!

Friday, December 9th, 2011
Adam Ant

Adam Ant Took My Ticket!

Last night we went to see Adam Ant at the fantastic Rock City in Nottingham where our mobile DJ Jim Brown plays in the Cherry Lounge. After the gig we joined him for a quick drink and the manager asked us if we still had our ticket stubbs as Adam Ant wanted one for his collection (he collects a ticket from every show he plays)  and the venue had given all theirs away. Apart from the thrill of Adam Ant taking our own ticket for his collection it set my mind thinking about other post and pre gig band rituals.

1.Famously rock band Van Halen asked for M and Ms with all the brown ones taken out for their pre show rider!

2. One  band for hire that I worked with some years ago would take fishing tackle with them to every show . The wedding band would set up and fish a nearby river or lake before every wedding booking.

3. A latin band that Live Music Management have the pleasure to book spend ten minutes in the dressing room playing percussion before every gig in order to get in the mood.

4. One great Irish Band would always warm up in the dressing room by playing versions of old punk songs on fiddle and whistle.

5. Maria Carey apparently asked for puppy dogs to be available in her dressing room (surely this isn’t true!)

6. Group hugs…many function bands start of the set with a group hug…..well you got to share the love!

7. After the show I know many party bands that will keep a flyer as a memento of the gig.

8. Wearing some lucky item of clothing. Its for good reason that the drummer of that tribute band wears the same socks at every gig.

9.I was in a covers band playing events that named every item of equiptment with coded names and loaded the van using these obscure names to break the boredom…..so a guitar might be fetch me “chipmonk number five” or an amp would be “fetch me the central controller” It made loading the van a long old job for newcomers!

10. A pre show glass of port was the tipple for one wedding singer I knew. He never drank the stuff at any other time.

Steps VS The Stone Roses-Which Band Is Best? The LMM Top Ten.

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

stone roses

The big news in the music industry at present is the reformation of two giants of 20th century pop. Both bands were icons for their generation but which comeback tour should you buy tickets for…The Stone Roses or Steps?  LMM have taken a little time out to outline the case for each band.

1. Both bands invented  dance crazes. With The Stone Roses it was the “simian stroll” much loved by Manc front men like Liam Gallagher and Tim Burgess and copied by lads everywhere. The Steps gave us the 5,6,7,8 line dance and the Tragedy wedding dance. So Steps are the clear winners here.

2.Both acts appropriated traditional music and made something of their own with it. The Stone Roses took Olde English favourite folk song, “Parsley Sage Rosemary And Tyme” and made it into album filler “Elizabeth My Dear.” The canny Steps looked across to the USA line dance craze and updated the country sound to give us the mighty 5,6,7,8.

3. Both bands have encountered H in a bathroom (probably!)  Steps

4.The Stone Roses struggled to follow up their classic first album and took five years to come up with Second Coming which had mixed reviews and sold below expectations. Steps knocked out Steptacular in a couple of afternoons and it went 4 x platinum spawning a bunch of hit singles.

5. Steps were the most successful touring act of 2000 whereas The Stone Roses were booed off stage at the Reading Festival due to Ian Browns poor vocals which led to the NME saying”I am The Ressurection was more like The Eternal Cruxification.”

6. When H and Claire left the band stating that they felt Steps had reached their artistic peak   Steps split up. When Manni left The Roses they staggered on with a new drummer. Then John Squires left and they drafted in Simply Reds guitarist to knock out a few more dates. Steps win hands down for integrity.

7.Both bands started out on indie labels…….but they both took the wonga and signed to majors.

8. After The Stone Roses John Squires formed the half decent Seahorses and made a so so album. He then retired from public life (we think!) Renni was never seen or heard of again. Manni joined Primal Scream (hurrah!) and Ian Brown has released six solo albums. Steps have made several TV shows including “Steps To The Stars” giving young people the chance to break into show business (this is nothing like the X Factor by the way.) H and Claire signed a £5 million deal with Warners!

9. Steps are playing tons of shows and tickets are flying out. Stone Roses are playing two mega Manchester dates.

10. Only Steps have been brave enough to cover ABBA…not once but twice.

So there you have it. The facts as they stand are above. Now its time to make your mind up….is the Stones Roses reunion “Fools Gold” or a proper Ressurection ? Is The Steps tour a “tragedy” or is it really “steptacular?”

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Great Moments In Popular Music-Exhibition Of Pete McKees Work In London

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Live Music Managements very favourite artist has a new exhibition in London at the minute. Running from September 10 to October 29 the Snap Gallery in Picadilly Arcade is displaying Pete McKees new work celebrating great moments in music and the memories that we make of the music we love.

Beatles Get A Haircut by Pete McKee

Beatles Get A Haircut by Pete McKee

In true Pete McKee style the paintings have wit and style in abundance and cover many of the iconic moments in music from The Beatles getting the haircut that changed them from Teddy Boys to proto mods to Jimi Hendrix buying the lighter fuel that he used to set fire to his guitar to a Morrisey and Marr meeting on the doorstep of Morriseys council house right through to an unnamed Tuetonic looking electro musician getting on the bus with his proto type synthesiser back in the 80s.

If you can’t make it down to the Snap Galleries then theres the opportunity to see the pictures or buy prints here http://www.snapgalleries.com/shop/product.asp?P_ID=2161&CAT_ID=20032af=4338  or on Pete Mckees website here http://www.therealmckee.co.uk/

We are really big fans of Petes work here at LMM.

Pride of place in my office at home is an early McKee picture of a pipe given to me by the great man back when he was first starting out as an artist and we have a brilliant souvenier Pete McKee designed tea towel wedding invite from a recent wedding we went to (it will never see a wet dish!)

With a whole Pete Mckee exhibition dedicated to music it’s a must for LMM acts and DJs to check out.

Pete McKee we salute you!

When LMM Met Amy Winehouse

Monday, July 25th, 2011
Amy Winehouse R.I.P

Amy Winehouse R.I.P

We were at a barbeque on Saturday afternoon when the sad news about AmyWinehouses death filtered through to us and although in some ways her demise was inevitable there was the genuine shock which happens when a public figure passes away unexpectedly.

Conversation touched upon how Amy Winehouse died at the optimum age for rock star legend joining the like of Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones and Kurt Cobain who had all died at the age of twenty seven and how it was a tragic waste of a major talent. The acoustic duo we had booked played Valerie in tribute.

I recalled how several years ago two members of the LMM team had come into the office one morning raving about the young singer they had seen and spoken to the evening before.

In the corner of the Cobden Club there was an ordinary looking young girl sat on a bar stool. She sat singing Jazz cover versions with the a voice which astounded my work colleagues . They were full of praise for the jazz phrasing and the outstanding talent. They said “Her names Amy Winehouse and apparently she told us that she has a record deal….we’d better look out for that one…..what an amazing girl.”

I thought long and hard about whether to write about Amys sad death but I couldn’t get that story out of my head all weekend and wanted to share it.

Rest in Peace.

Have You Considered The Full Monty?

Monday, July 18th, 2011
The Full Monty

The Full Monty

I drove past Shiregreen Working Mens Club in Sheffield over the weekend.The final scenes of the hit movie “The Full Monty” were filmed there on the big theatre style stage.On the outside of the building now there is a sign declaring it “The home of the full monty.” The sign has probably been there for some time but I don’t drive past it very often and have not noticed it before. It reminded me of what must be one of the most pointless TV interviews of all time which took place between my band and an Italian TV company back in the 1990s.

At the height of “full monty fever” my  covers band took a couple of day time rehearsals in this working mens club (if you play in a band and you have never considered rehearsing in a social club you should do…..they provide a cheap and brilliant rehearsal space.) An Italian TV company turned up to do a piece on the Full Monty which was breaking box office records throughout the world at the time. After filming on the stage they asked permission to interview us for the piece.

The interview went as follows…

Italian TV Presenter 

“So you boys have been made out of work by the steel industry closing down,yes?”

Us

No

Italian TV Presenter 

“You must have considered the full monty as an option to make your money yes?”

US

“no”

Italian TV Presenter 

“Would you be able to demonstrate the full monty on this stage for the benefit of our TV audience back in Italy?”

Us

“definitely no!!!!”

I am sure that many of our bands and DJs have similar weird stories to share with us but this one takes some beating.

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LMM Attend The Opening Of Masseys Book Store City Bar In Leeds

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Masseys Book Store Opens In Leeds

Move over Mojo there’s a new kid in town!

That town is Leeds and the new kid is a brand spanking new bar called Masseys Book Store City Bar.Built on the site of the original historic Masseys Book Store on Cookridge Street in Leeds Masseys is set to be the place to be for hip young gun slingers and trend setters in the area.

The decor is eclectic (to say the least) with lamps made out of boots and tape machines,dentist chairs (or are they hairdressers chairs?),gym horses as lean tos,a mural of a Regency dining scene and twig bestrewn pillars with fairy lights.Its a bit like being in a really cool junk shop and the overall effect works brilliantly giving it a rock n roll feel whilst still offering style and comfort.A place to see and be seen without being too posey.

There’s a great selection of decent priced cocktails and beers and a small selection of bar snacks.

The ambient music was like a really well loaded Ipod on random shuffle with Curtis Mayfields Pusherman following Led Zeppelins Achilles Heel following Zero 7 following some chilled house which I didn’t recognise.Great music guys.

Last night was the pre opening party and LMM were there along with some of our DJs.DJ Johnny Love and George Germaine strolled in looking too cool for school whilst Nottingham Rock City regular Jim Brown looked like he’d just arrived back from Glastonbury.Mad Matt arrived from Blackpool for a swift cocktail.

Tonights opening night will feature  live musicfrom emerging Leeds bands and some of Leeds best underground DJs.There will be open mic nights on the stage over the next few months offering emerging acoustic acts in Leeds a good live platform.

If you are in Leeds pop into Masseys it’s literally a one minute walk up the street from the O2 Academy.You can’t miss it.You can’t afford to!

Masseys Bar-We Salute You